My Sad Christmas Song

Intro: Fa lalalala This is my sad Christmas song I've had it stuck in my head all day long I wrote it in the car on my ride home Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone Why'd I even put up that fuckin' tree? If there's no one here that's gonna see Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve Cause there's no one here next to me (Pause) This is my sad Christmas song So I light another bong I turn on the radio I binge watch our favorite shows This year feels kind of lame But the last one was the same But the holiday spirit they say (Pause) Is taking off on a plane This is my sad Christmas song Fa lalalala I always thought that Santa was kind of cute There's something about his beard, big belly, and boots I left Santa more than cookies this year I thought he might appreciate a few beers That's why I'm always on the naughty list He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my tits He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here" (Pause) This is my sad Christmas song So I rip another bong I never been good at making plans Next year, I'm gonna be with my man My little sister says I'm the Grinch But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch Why did you have to go? (Pause) We were under the mistletoe This is my sad Christmas song Fa lalalala Fa lalala Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go? Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go? Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas For a Christmas Song