Story of my life

intro(* |e ---------- |a ---9------| |a ---7------ |d ---11-----| |d ---9------ |g ---11-----| |g ---9------ |b ----------| |b ---------- |e ----------| |e ---------- Story of my life, story of my life * well let's just say it's a fork and a knife there's something on my mind, something all the time * I gotta fill my mouth Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal * I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real My belly's big and that's just the start * My appetite's my heart * And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh This time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why * This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed * The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed * I go right back to bed Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch * Theese things should keep me from having too much My belly is big and that's just the start * My appetite's my heart * Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert * But this time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why * This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 1ª GUIT: 2ª GUIT: ( ) * The story of my life A big fork and the sharpest knife * I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on To the nearest fridge * And when I end up I just throw up and laugh * So this time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why * This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow * This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow * No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow * Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog