You And Me (In My Pocket)

e|--0-1-0---------0-1-0--------| B|--------1-3-0-1-------1-3-1-0| G|-----------------------------| D|-----------------------------| A|-----------------------------| E|-----------------------------| Intro: Verse 1 I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray Verse 2 I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly daytrips to the bay Ooooooh, you and me It would be only you and me You and me Verse 3 I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay Verse 4 I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you And sing for you if it would be okay Oh Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me Ooooh, you and me It'll be only you and me Bridge People say There are plenty of fish In the sea Baby, all I do I wish No chords I wish, I wish I.. Verse 5 I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed I could put you on a socket And you could never run away Verse 6 I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me It'll be only you and me