Babies Makin Babies

Two kids from Tacoma in a '72 Nova No pill and barely old enough to drink Learned the ropes and tested science Started pentecostal riots In just five minutes behind the roller-rink In the backseat brings The American dream on a shoestring First you grow it, then you show it Give a good push just like a Brady Say you'll love them 'till your eighty Too soon to be a mother and father But too late for the alma mater Yeah it's always in the water Babies makin' babies Between diplomas and the diapers They become couch quarter finders Savin' up for a Maytag microwave Oh but all has been forgiven On the day the water christened The best thing that could have happened by mistake The American dream on a shoestring First you grow it, then you show it Give a good push just like a Brady Say you'll love them 'till your eighty Too soon to be a mother and father But too late for the alma mater Yeah it's always in the water Babies makin' babies Well it's a tried and true equation Maintains a small town population And turns us all into a family The American dream on a shoestring First you grow it, then you show it Give a good push just like a Brady Say you'll love them 'till your eighty Too soon to be a mother and father But too late for the alma mater Yeah it's always in the water Babies makin' babies Yes it's always in the water, Babies makin' babies