Bedknobs And Broomsticks - Substitutiary Locomotion

Cosmic wizards of timeless times, Teach my tongue the transcendental rhymes. Help my mind to find the skill. Give my heart the fervent will, To summon Moderately Substitutiary locomotion, Mystic power that's far beyond the wildest notion. It's so weird, so feared, yet wonderful to see, Substitutiary locomotion come to me! Treguna mekoidees and trecorum satisdee. I don't want locomotiary substitution, Or remote, intransitory convolution; Only one precise solution is the key: Substitutiary locomotion It must be! Treguna mekoidees and trecorum satisdee!