Cast Of Galavant - If I Could Share My Life With You

Intro: CHEF If I could share my life with you Just think how happy we'd be We'd share a hovel built for two Complete with vermin for three We could while away each hopeless day Comparing open sores Yes, life would blow But much less though If I could share mine with yours GWEN If I could share my life with you CHEF Admit it, it would be nice GWEN We'd share one cot One chamber pot CHEF Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice! We would have a dozen kids GWEN And maybe one won't die CHEF And the plague GWEN The runs CHEF Invading huns BOTH Just think how time would fly If you could share your life with me I'll cherish every foul breath GWEN The filth CHEF The rot GWEN The leprosy BOTH The painful lingering death Thank the lord our life expectancy is merely thirty-two GWEN Yeah it might be sweet misery BOTH To share what's left with you