Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I See you've met my Faithful handy-man He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out, by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But, by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET: Right!! BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car We don't want to be any worry FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic! I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania (hard stop, chords struck hard and short) Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!) I could show you my favorite .. . obsession I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension" I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania (spoken, chords struck hard and short) So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici.. . pation But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame (end loudly on ) So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!