Shock Treatment - Bitchin In The Kitchen

Intro: Dear blender Oh won't you help a first offender Oh, toaster Don't you put the burn on me Re-friger-ator, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night Dear knife drawer Now won't you help me to face life more Oh, trashcan Don't you put the dirt on me Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night E x2 Everything used to be ok But I've been had And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night Shower curtain Oh won't you help me to be certain Oh, toothpaste Don't you put the squeeze on me Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!