He Was A Professional

Tuning: (Standard) He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring He worked for all the major companies He worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional verse 1: He worked so hard, he never found the time for friends, he never socialised He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job, people though he told them lies Nobody could believe... He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring He worked for all the major companies He worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional verse 2: One day cross the bar, he caught the eye of a girl he did not recognise When he asked her what she did for work, well the answer came as a very big surprise It was hard to believe She was a professional dog food taster, she totally believed him People thought she might be a spy but in reality she was quite boring She worked for all the major companies She worked her way up the dog food chain, she was a professional Bridge: They fell in love and love is all they ever wanted They're the same, no-one could believe They bought a big house in country for the kids And they they opened their own dog food factory They were both professional dog food tasters, but no-one would believe them People thought they might both be spies but in reality they were quite boring They worked for all the major companies They worked their way up the dog food chain xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx