Last Time That I Saw You

verse 1 The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell Apologies are probably in order I can tell From the pictures that you posted I look liquid, I look toasted And I probably owe you money as well I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know I was toasted, I fell down Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town From the second that I started I was done Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk verse 2 Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!) I was ripped, obliterated I don't want to see my credit card statement 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 I was pissed, I was plowed I was messed up, blacked out This hangover is gonna last a month Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk Bridge I got a YOLO tattoo Drunk dialed everyone I knew A shopping spree on Amazon What the hell was going on? Apparently I drank a bit too much Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk verse 3 And useless Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase, I was clueless, How did I do this? When I went to call the next day I remembered that I lost my phone In a midnight, look at these maylay How the hell did I get that way? I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know I was toasted, I fell down Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town From the second that I started I was done Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk