Time Bomb

She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake And she stripped off her long white dress then her sexy lingerie And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped Couldn't see it coming, how were we to know Mother's little angel, little devil though She was such a sweet young thing, but something went wrong Twenty years on a straight line, I guess it built a live time bomb She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake And she stripped off her long white dress and then sexy lingerie And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped Old Johnny Two-Shoes, his jaw just hit the floor Little Granny Jones, yeah, she keeled right over Should've seen the best man get a smile on his face And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it made her day She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake And she stripped off her long white dress and then her sexy lingerie And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped Said lord have mercy, because --