My Hair Goes

Acoustic My hair goes up. My hair goes down My hair goes up. My hair goes down My hair goes up. My hair goes down Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Verse 1 My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face. My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space. My hair conceals my elf ears They are a little bit embarrassing With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking. Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail boat. I would need no broom to sweep this room If someone spilled honey bunches of oats. My hair goes up. My hair goes down My hair goes up. My hair goes down My hair goes up. My hair goes down Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Verse 2 My hair pwns gravity It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself. My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much. She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch. I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea And with a little more growth, you want even know I got a full size baby. A full size baby? Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky. After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky. I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky And why are you hiding a kid anyway?! Well its actually just a robotic baby What were we talking about? Chorus Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down Your hair goes up. Your hair goes Bridge We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message: There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living Boxers or briefs. Or commando And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water, You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant. Thats ok youll recover But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your- life-altering choice, right. Chorus Does your hair go up? Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down