The Cats 9 Lives Song

|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| 5 5 5 7 X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| 7 7 Intro: One, two, three... Meow Get into character. Dead cat verse 1: Lookin' down from Heaven I see my flat carcass -in front of 7-11 Wish I could say it was the first time but I'm a cat -so in terms of lives she's had nine The first time I died as I remember I landed on my feet -but it was into a blender Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them that really fancy thing -was botulism Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans the problem was the jeans -were in a washing machine Don't feel sorry for me Stop I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream verse 2: Life four I became a pillow on pinterest Life five I died from sheer disinterest Life six Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers Life seven Chased a bird into a wood chipper Life eight Donated my guts for tennis rackets Stop but turns out they don't even use cat guts can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post I hope this song wasn't a drag I just had to let this cat Stop out of the bag Outro: -Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag -What? -Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker -Is that what they, do they... -Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up. -What makes you guys cat experts? -Well this is cat heaven, welcome. -We're dead cats -We welcome other new arrivals... with a song -Wow, you guys really put life on paws