Sweet As Whole

verse 1: Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm just who you want me to be But like most creatures down here on the ground I'm composed of the elements moving around I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal And that guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole Asshole....asshole Verse 2: I see I've surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think that I've ruined the day Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways You're a toxin Wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic Than drugs or a drink And that guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole Bridge: No I won't let him in, under my skin He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic Just a festering sore Who will never be more if I don't let him That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole