800 POUND JESUS Sung By: Sawyer Brown Album: Drive Me Wild Transcribed by: Sharlee Maher I saw a garage sale Pulled up in the yard Found a statue of Jesus That was 8 feet tall He held out his arms And he seemed all alone So I loaded him up And I drove him home Out by my driveway He looks down the street Long hair and sandals Made of rebar and concrete I painted him white With a long purple robe He's the rock of ages On a gravel road Chorus: He's an 800 pound Jesus Standing taller then a tree He's and 800 pound Jesus A bigger man then you or me I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl I felt suicidal With no real friend So I walked outside With a rope in my hand Out by the statue There's a big oak tree So I hopped on that statue And counted to three I had every intention of buying the farm But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms I wanted to return the favor to him Cause I never had a more solid friend So I planted some flowers all around his feet And I bought him a flock of ceramic sheep Once again, hope it sounds as good to you as it does to me. Any input would be welcomed at [email protected] God Bless!
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