Crush'd

When I was 8 years old Before puberty took hold I thought I would end up beside a princess bride And love was indivisible Never mind how my taste reflects A disturbing Oedipus complex It's not awkward girl The compliments are coming next You're no witch, you're no wench, You're like Bjork with better fashion sense A phone, 50 cents, and I'm building up my confidence Respect to your work, you're an artist, I'm a silly jerk I have a total crush on you, baby And I can't let it go, oh no I have a total crush on you baby, baby! If only I could let you know We spoke no joke I started shedding slutty girls Like snake skin, my collection Acquired through shallow misdirection And as I drive tonight West coast sky Daring me to try I feel alive tonight Possibility, that I'm your guy Though I suffer from dyslexia, Mild manorexia And my hair cannot commit To one popular genre of music And though they all claim, That a girl can't take a boy's last name Or end up divorced and estranged I'm counting on you I have a total crush on you, baby And I can't let it go, oh no I have a total crush on you baby, baby! If only I could Your other suitors are no poets They're only actors who can play guitar Have I won your heart? They're not students or screenwriters They're only models that they taught to be Love would you agree? I have a total crush on you, baby And I can't let it go, oh no I have a total crush on you baby, baby! If only I could Quite sure you love me, Sherri Quite sure I love you too We should make a formal agreement only to kiss each other Cause one time, beneath the sky, outside my new york pigsty I saw a vision of you and I! haha!