Take Off Your Clothes

Aladdin: See that palace of gold Shining, sparkling, metallic And a little bit phallic Take a look and you'll agree See those leaves on the ground? Spelling something explicit (Princess: SFX?) Don't you blink or you'll miss it Gently asking you and me Take off your clothes So many hidden messages Subtle, but slightly lewd But if your shrewd They'll put you in the mood To take off your clothes Princess: I feel compelled subconsciously I don't know why or how But here and now I'm tempted to take off my clothes with you Aladdin: I want to take off my clothes with you! Princess: I feel free as a bird With no cage and no owner Aladdin: Look that priest has a boner Princess: No I think that's just his knees Aladdin: Take off your clothes (Princess: What a perfect romance) The universe is telling you (Princess: I can't wait till we're married!) Each sign is planted there With loving care Accept the cosmic dare Both: And take off your clothes Aladdin: Princess take off your pants! (Princess: Don't dare to pretend with me) Show me your magic carpet! Both: Even the stars above Reflect our love They want me to take off my clothes with you Princess: (Spoken) You love me? Aladdin: (Spoken) Sure! Princess: (Spoken) And you're a prince? Aladdin: (Spoken) Babe, I'm the most powerful prince in the world Princess: (Spoken) More powerful than Prince Achmed? Aladdin: (Spoken) Hey, I don't even know who that guy is. Princess: (Spoken) Maybe this is how I help save the kingdom, by marrying you! Marry me Aladdin! Aladdin: (Spoken) If I do, will you... Take off your clothes? Princess: Wait not so fast Aladdin: Take off your clothes Princess: Let's make this last Aladdin: At least your top Princess: Aladdin stop Aladdin: (Spoken) Listen babe, I mean I know you're scared. I mean I am too. I've never done this before. Princess: (Spoken) Well, until we're married, can't we just sit out here and look up at the stars? Aladdin: (Spoken) Okay. Okay. Hey, I respect you, you know. Take off your clothes!