Signs

Intro: (3X) And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Huh, me workin' for you!" Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind (+intro suspensions) Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out on sight So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house "Hey, what gives you the right? To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in, If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!" (Chorus) Now hey there mister can't you read? You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here........ Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh! (Instrumental/Solo) And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray" But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign It said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!" (Chorus)X2