I Am The Walrus

Intro: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man You've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'lice men in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run I'm crying I'm cry ing I'm crying I'm cry ing Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob Bridge: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain Chorus: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob