Mean Mr Mustard

Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy his new clothes Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a mean old man, mean old man His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man, dirty old man