Staggerin Lengths

Intro verse 1 Well I thought I'd do the right thing And just hang around 'n a bar, well-- Hopin' that you might show But it never got that far Well, my plans they stunk and I wound up drunk I really got the point Two black eyes and broken nose And a night down in the joint I went to staggerin’ lengths I went to staggerin’ lengths I went to staggerin’ lengths To get on back with you Baby, you know it makes sense I’d go to any expense I go to staggering lengths To get on back with you verse 2 Now if I took a trip up to the moon Yeah, hung around on Mars And whil'd away some hours Droppin' bricks on top of some cars Well I wound up broke and I gave up hope I got an earhole and a guitar And I can get myself out of anything Except myself out of this bar I go to staggerin’ lengths I go to staggerin’ lengths I go to staggerin’ lengths To get on back with you Baby, you know it makes sense I’d go to any expense I go to staggering lengths To get on back with you-- I'm leavin'! Instrumental Refrain The police stood in my doorway Her clothes draped on his head I left the talkin' to Honest And hid under the bed He said “one more peep out of you Son, And we’ll have you banged to rights” And those few words were all that I heard As they sped off into the night I went t' staggerin’ lengths I went to staggerin’ lengths I went to staggerin’ lengths To get it on back with you-- Oh I know it makes sense-- that's why I'll go to any expense Yeah, I go to staggering lengths To get on back with you I go to staggerin’ lengths Yeah, I go to staggerin’ lengths I go to staggerin’ lengths To it get on back with you-- Oh Yeah, you know it makes sense I'll go to any expense I go t' staggerin' lengths To get on back Staggering lengths To get on back wi' Staggerin' lengths To get it on back with you-- la la la laaaa