Intro e--9-----------| B--10-----7----| G--11-----7----| D--11-----9----| A--9------9----| E---------7----| Verse1 e--------------------| B--------------------| G------------7-------| D--4----7----7-------| A--4----7----5-------| E--2----5------------| Verse2 e--------------------| B--------------------| G---9---6---7--------| D---9---6---7--------| A---7---4---5--------| E--------------------| Bridge e----------------| B----------------| G----------9-----| D--7---5---9---9-| A--7---5---7---9-| E--5---3-------7-| Lyrics ------- Intro Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Verse1 You opened up my heart before you scrubbed and disinfected You read me my last rights before the tumour was detected Verse2 You have broken every doctor/patient confidence and handled me With incompetence This operation takes a very, very steady hand Intro Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! bridge Verse1 I attended my classes I read all my books But nothing prepared me For this nurse?s looks I get weak in the knees When I'm told to disrobe Anticipating the probe Verse2 Counting backwards I am getting sleepy Drowning in your anaesthesia Strapped to the gurney And prepped for the cut I'm too young to die So wake me up intro chords When this surgery is done And you make surgery more fun And if I wake up screaming and pleading for love Give me the gas and touch me with your rubber gloves Touch me with your rubber gloves Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Ah-!

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