Belt Loops

She said jealousy is something that distracts you I said it's hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops And then there was that dream about you naked in the bathroom Telephone just rang I heard you say I'll call you back soon He's been waiting in the alley for an hour She's been powdering her nose in the shower I've been trying to figure out where it went sour But I think the ringing in my ears is getting louder Hold out your hand... And Take it easy I already know what's been going on I knew it all along So just take it easy You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes It's gonna be alright She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick An unassuming sort of x-rated misfit Her bottle's shook up all you've gotta do is twist it Before you get a chance you'll already have missed it He's got his arm around her looking like an actress Agenda driven heathen posing like a baptist Subtle proposition will you fit him in your track list Or maybe you'll just get right down to wearing out the mattress Hold out your hand... And Take it easy I already know what's been going on I knew it all along So just take it easy You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes It's gonna be alright Take it easy I already know what's been going on I knew it all along So just take it easy You acted surprised I just rolled my eyes It's gonna be alright Just so we're straight and you don't get the wrong impression Don't need a silly little overdue confession Just remember when you're over at his house undressing He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson