I Like My Toys

I have a train set and a garage full of cars And a soldier with a gun My mother says I should have more responsibility As I'm nearly thirty-one I have a plane, I have a crane That can lift up all my trains and all my cars I have a boat that doesn't float But a big machine that takes me to the stars But my mother says I should get a job Or my father she will tell She says 16 years is a long enough rest Though I say that I'm not well I have a train set and a garage full of cars And a soldier with a gun My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games And she'll say I'm not her son But your mother says you should get a job Or your father she will tell She says 16 years is a long enough rest Though you say that you're not well I had a plane, I had a crane That could lift up all my trains and all my cars I had a boat that couldn't float So my machine and me are going to the stars