I'm On A Boat

Intro Aww , get your towels ready it's about to go down shorty, yeah Everybody in the place hit the deck shorty, yeah But stay on your toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat I'm on a boat ; I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat ; I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the boat boat, yeah Verse 1: I'm on a boat take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me cause I'm on a boat Verse 2: Take a picture, trick trick ; I'm on a boat, We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp crisp I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies Verse 3: I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, , don't you ever forget Verse 4: I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh Spoken Andy Get the up, this boat is REAL!!! Verse 5: land, I'm on a boat, trees, I climb buoys, I'm on the deck with my boys, yeah This boat engine make noise, Verse 6: Hey ma, if you could see me now see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Verse 7: Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road yeah Poseidon Look at me, oh all hands on deck Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I a mermaid I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat woaah I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the ' boat sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah