J*** In My Pants

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hands, skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors The whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus Now I'll go home and change (carry on with this rythem) I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal Nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup On aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair You were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans makes me Bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open the window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape And I jizzed in my pants I went to. . . Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok? I jizz right in my pants Every time you're next to me And when we're holdin hands Its like havin sex with me You say I'm premature I just call it ectasy I wear a rubber at all times Its a necessity Cuz I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3)) Yes I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)