Piggy In The Middle

| / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | | / / / / | / / / / | I know you know what you know, But you should know by now that you're not me, Talk about a month of Sundays, Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see! Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) Bible -punching heavyweight, - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo, O - rangutan and anaconda, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, ...even Pluto, too! Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) !tekram ot tnew yggip elttil sihT | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | One man's civili -sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah, They say revolution's in the air, I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care! Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, do a ...poo -poo! (Wooo!) Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!" With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes, Hanging from a Christmas tree, Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose! Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, a ...poo -poo, poo! (Wooo!) ||: / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / :||x3 This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" All the way home! | / / / / | This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" All the way home!