I Do The Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings, 14 Moscow Road Osbert's giving champagne parties, Sachie's got a cold Gertrude's hanging pictures, Alice making tea Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock John and Yoko farming beef, raising protein quota Sometimes they make love and art, inside their Dakota Rodney's feeling sexy, Mick is really frightfully bold Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock, I do the Rock Rock Rock Well, it's stimulating Solzhenitsyn feels exposed build a barbed-wired prison Nietzsche six feet under but his babies still got rhythm Einstein's celebrating ten decades but I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me I do the Rock, I do the Rock Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean, Best and Colin Cowdrey Little Mo, Virginia Wade, Pistol Pete and O.J. I've always like Di Maggio and Rockne's pretty cute you know I could never whack a ball with such velocity I do the Rock, I do the Rock, I do the Rock It's stimulating - I'm a keen student Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza, Jaclyn, Kate and Farah Meg and Roddy, John Travolta, Governor Brown and Linda Interview and People Magazine, Miss Rona and the Queen It must be really frightful to attract publicity I do the Rock, Myself, I do the Rock Carter, Begin and Sadat, Brezhnev, Teng and Castro everyday negotiate us closer to disastrous Idi Amin and the Shah, and Al Fatah is quite bizarre I could never get the hang of ideology I do the Rock, I do the Rock