Intro: I would be a liar if I pretended to admire The red light windscreen cleaning empire that you've built. But my heart is good, it's not a thing of stone or wood I'll give you fifty cents to take away my guilt. I give money to folk that just donâ??t have enough to try to justify the future purchases of stuff that I donâ??t need. I know that one less vodka cranberry tonight and I could feed some foreign family for a fortnight But I might just have one more. After all, what is vodka for Apart from making you wanna shag your best mate's wife Dampening the guilt you feel about your perfect life. Fuck the poor What is all this hoo-ha for? There's only one reason I'll phone 1800 034 034. It's the force that drove Teresa and that school that Oprah built I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt Fuck the poor I'm not pretending anymore That I really give two shits about some kids in Bangalore I'm more interested in footy than seeing the Solomons rebuilt. But I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt
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