Whistle While I Work It

Intro ) (whole verse) A few drinks at the house Gotta get that buzz going Cause I can afford The club drinks That they're pouring Valet's 20 bucks So I'll find me a meter It's five blocks away But the parking is cheaper I walk straight up to the bouncer Got the flyer in my hand Said I didn't bring the ladies But I've brought my favorite friends He doesn't say a word He just points us to the back Like he thinks we'll wait in line No, no we Ain't doing that Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I------- (whole verse) 4 out of 5 Make it some hours later Sober up, over heated And I can't find a waiter (whole verse) We dance up on some girls But they're blocking us out I could win them with words But the music's so loud Afraid to use the toilet I'll get vomit on my pants And I never tip the bathroom guy That helps me dry my hands That guy has a table we can drink up for a while Til they notice we've been mocking And get kicked out with style Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I------- (for the whole rap) Fellas say HO! Ladies say OW! You stepped on my foot Ice will bring it right down Dating foreign girls Last name no vows rock the tight T Black Simon Cowel Wanna throw my hands up JUMP, JUMP But it's too cramped the Krump I might bruise my junk I know where to go No shennanigans Just new fake noses And Kardashians Hey girl Let Me In This VIP Excuse me Who are you supposed to be? I am Wayne Brady From your T.V. screen Do I have to choke a bitch Now do you believe? I love Whose Line And I watch your game show Then you hook a brother up Uh, let me see, NO! Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows Cause I know somebody Who knows somebody Who knows somebody Who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I...