Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear

verse 1 I walked into this bar room, with my pipes as dry as chalk I bought myself a beer and then I had to take a walk While I was gone some no good John had drank up my last dime I never thought a man could stoop to such a petty crime Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Someone took over, while I wasn’t here My glass was full and foamy now it’s deader than salomi Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? verse 2 Don’t let me leave this joint with only malice in my heart If there’s a man among you boys it’s time to act the part The day is hot, I’m thirsty and believe me it’s no joke If I don’t wet my tonsils soon, I know I’m gonna choke Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Someone took over while I wasn't here Such cheapness calls for action, I'm demanding satisfaction Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? verse 3 As far back as my memory goes I've been a friend of man When one was down I always tried to lend a helping hand Perhaps some friend with good intent will do the same for me Replace my beer and then I’ll trust and love humanity Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Someone took over while I wasn’t here It’s terrible, it’s awful, it’s not legal, it’s unlawful Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? End, slowly Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?