The Truth About Men

Note: n.c. means to no chord played is repeated in areas, because it feels like a chord change but it stays ;-) THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN Tracy Byrd Intro run up h=hammered on -------------- -------------- -------------- -------------- -----0-2-3---- --h3---------- We don't like to go out shopping We don't care what's on sale We just want to sit with a bag full of chips and watch the N.F.L. When you come over at half time and say does this dress fit too tight We look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh looks just right Well that's the truth men Yeah that's the truth about us We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss And no matter what line we hand ya When we come draggin in We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain We hate watching Steel Magnolias We like Rambo and Die Hard Four Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home Depot Store We don't really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur-ant The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that we all want Well that's the truth about men Yeah that's the truth about guys We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars Then to work on the problems in our lives And though we might said it to you every now and then We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain If you really want to know what we're all thinking It's nothing too com-plex It's just something cold for drinking and whole lot of s.e. Yes that's the truth about truth men Well that's the truth about us We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost Scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff And no matter what line we give you When we come crawling in We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen Sure it's gonna happen You know it's again n.c. That's the truth about men "yeah" "no it's not" "You know it son" "Tell 'em how it is"