50 Ways To Say Goodbye

My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Someday I'll find a love like yours She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side nightclub Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one your dying to Love...but you don't want to That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side nightclub Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died