Intro: () Well, you () must be from the city Cause you sure ain't from 'round here There ain't no smoke-free section We don't () beer You been throwin' 'round that attitude Since you walked through that door I don't know where you come from But, you (NO CHORD) ain't there anymore (Chorus:) When in () Rome You can do like the () Romans But, when you're down () home You better do like () us You've been () looking down your nose At our water tower town Ain't no one gettin' rich But there's e(D)nough to () go ar(E)ound If you don't like Tracy's cooking Well, you best still leave a tip She's back there in the kitchen With a () hip Repeat (Bridge:) You () forward When you () man () eye Put a () hand Don't () ladies Tell us () how to raise our kids () We like doin' business Like our daddy's daddy did SOLO When you () drive off in your Beemer If you don't go 35 Don't give no lip to Buford Or he () eye And when you're at the courthouse Before Jude McCall You best not say a word Bout them (NO CHORD) commandments on his wall - Naw.. Repeat Chorus Twice {Thanks to christopher r. for tabs}