Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Verse 1: Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to L.A. To get a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Verse 2: Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To get a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Way back in history three thousand years Back every since the world began There's been a lot of good women shed a tear For a brown eyed handsome man That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man Verse 4: (a tone higher) Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man Verse 5: Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said you free that brown eyed man You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: Way back in history three thousand years Back every since the world began There's been a lot of good women shed a tear For a brown eyed handsome man That's what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man