The Biggest Douche In The Universe

INTRO (0:00) Guitar One (x2) e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| G|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| Guitar Two (x2) e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--| D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--| A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--| D|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| VERSE ONE (0:11) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------| D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 1 hollow home note room terribly 2 -lone convincing alive me to -lly decide Chorus ONE (0:32) (x3) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 2 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting 3 desperate aims family friendly, stale and safe VERSE TWO (0:47) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 Never thought I'd come across -one without a soul, there's a 2 Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 1 hole in your heart, it keeps oh, so shivering cold 2 returns to its decomposed and lifeless white tone Guitar One (x3) e|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------| D|--------------------------------------14-12--| A|---------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------| Guitar Two (x4) e|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 1 wrong 2 keep yourself on life support so 3 long 4 OUTRO Chorus (1:19) (x3) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting 2 desperate aims family friendly, stale and safe 3 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting (x1) B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 desperate aims family friendly, stale and again