Intro: Substitute my gloom with happiness Substitute my sickness with health Substitute my enemies with real good friends Morphine and chocolate are my substitutes Are my substitutes Morphine and chocolate can bring me up Can warm my heart for me whenever I want it And every once in a while when I stop and think Morphine and chocolate are my substitutes Are my substitutes And you can say Hey, we've really come a long way And you can say Hey, it can only be this way You might be careful It really hurts when it's real You might be careful It really hurts when it's real You might be careful It really hurts when it's real You'll go down, down, down Set the alarm clock, baby Don't you miss the sun? You know, I'm feeling really warm hearted baby Don't you know I'm feeling like someone I'm fearing for my life again And I am fearing for my heart Morphine and chocolate could never Substitute my art And that's real love baby