Last night I made a big mistake, And I drank way too much at this party, I downed a pint of Captain Morgan?s, Then I chased it with Bacardi, Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo, Jaeger, Jim, then Jack, Oh, I wish I could take what I did back? Beat. Beat. Beat. I fucked a fat girl, Oh yeah, I can't believe I did it, It must have been the alcohol, That convinced me to hit it, I?d never do it sober, no, So, this was sorta new, But them fat girls, hey, They need some lovin? too, verse 1 Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night, I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right, I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs, And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs, Her shadow looked like that guy in ?Lost?, and she had quadruple chins, And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins, Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes, And no boys showed up to her yard, ?cause she drank all the milkshakes, Chorus verse 2 CHORDS SAME AS verse 1 REPEAT Chorus verse 3 CHORDS SAME AS verse 1&2 Chorus
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