{} INTRO: Here we go No, no, no (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh) VERSE 1: Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fucking pile of shit never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'cause the shocks are fucking shot and my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (it's a piece of shit) VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1) I can't see throught the windshield 'cause it's got a big fucking crack and the interior smells real bad 'cause my friend puked in the back (it's a piece of shit) Chorus: (piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (you got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (that fucking pile of shit) oooh, a 100 percent crap (never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car VERSE 3: It's got no CD player It only got the fuckin 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nutsack (they can lick his ass too) and I got no fucking brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear 'hey, watch it asshole' (you fucking piece of shit) Chorus: (play like previous Chorus) (piece of shit car) I got a piece of shit car (you got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (you fucking pile of shit) That pile of metal shit BRIDGE: Oh what the fuck did I do? what the fuck did I do? what the fuck did I do? to get stuck with you? You're too wide for drive through and you smell like tissue but I'm too broke to buy something new Ooooh, fuck me GUITAR-SOLO: - Played over verse/Chorus chords: a few times. VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3) Well, the engine likes to flood the car always fucking stalls and the seat cushion's got a big rip so a spring always pokes the balls (ouch ouch ouch) Blasted doorlocks are busted I got to use a fucking coathanger (what a pain in his ass) and if a girlie sees my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her (he never ever get the pussy) Hey shut up Chorus: (play like previous Choruses) (piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (he got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (piece of shit car) Bald fucking tires (he got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (piece of shit car) Seven different colors (he got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car) Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Whoooooooah (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Me hometown thinks I'm a loser (he got a piece of shit car) hey cabbie, give me a push (piece of shit car)