Dan The Plan

Intro: verse 1 What went wrong with your plan, man, was it too good to be true No one here can understand why, disappointing it fell through With one hand on the stirrup and one hand in the stew No one knows that better than you verse 2 Ohh, what went wrong with your city, the Brasilia of the North Isn't it a pity that no one knew it's worth But the Civic Centre shines and money in your hand Let's raise another glass to Dan the Plan Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun Ohh, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man You turned his home into a caravan You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Am I wrong to complain? verse 3 Oh, what went wrong with your plan, man, when you never realised Surely we could see that you had to subsidise to survive But the law for once was on our side, and behind the bars you'll stew But no one knows that better than you Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man You turned his home into a caravan You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Am I wrong to complain? Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man You turned his home into a caravan You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Am I wrong to complain?