My First Kiss

Intro Verse So I thought to myself the other day That I should do another Q&A But I wanted it to be a little different so I put it into a song So I asked everybody on the internet For questions that I haven’t answered yet I’m just wingin’ it, but I will try to sing it So let’s get started, c’mon Where and when was my first kiss? It was weird; I’ll always remember this Suit and tie, I was dressed like a guy Backstage in a middle school play What kind of mom would I be? Hopefully the kind that mine was for me But I don’t want a child, ain’t about that lifestyle But I might change my mind someday Pre-Chorus If I could talk to an alien, what would I say? I’d be like “Oh my gosh, you’re real!” Then I’d ask ‘em how they feel about living in outer space Answering questions is my new obsession Wanna know if I’d marry you, please? I’ve already got plans with the girl of my dreams Answering questions should be my profession I could do this all day long; putting your questions into a song Verse How excited are we for the new house? Pretty stoked, but also really stressed out Moving was rough since we have a lot of stuff And there’s still so much to do Describe my last trip to the dentist To say the least, it was horrendous Hadn’t been in years; I was almost in tears There’s a cavity in every tooth Who’s sponsoring the video? Glad you asked, thank you to Audible With thousands of titles you’ll get a 30-day trial When you use my link below They’re the leading provider of audiobooks Tried it once and instantly I was hooked If you’re like me, then you probably don’t read So Audible is the place to go Pre-Chorus If I wasn’t on YouTube then what would I do? A job related to the internet ‘cause I know that’s what I know best But I haven’t really thought it through Answering questions is my new obsession What do I think about this girl’s cat? Matter of fact, 10 out of 10 I would pet that Answering questions should be my profession I could do this all day long; putting you’re questions into a song Bridge If I only had one outfit for the rest of my life Black on black with a hat would be fine But I wear that everyday anyway so I’d be alright People wanna know what my tattoos mean Good luck, bad luck, in between And peonies were used to cure bad dreams in the night A weird thing that I used to do when I was a child? I had a butterfly named Vladimir and I would take him everywhere But he’d been dead for a while (Fun fact, he was dead when I found him) Answering questions is my new obsession My favorite thing about Noodle is Everything ‘cause she’s the greatest cat that’s ever lived Answering questions should be my profession Anything else that you want to know, too late ‘cause it’s the end of the video Outro x2