Makin Whoopee

Intro: Another bride Another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous he answers twice It's really killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well can't you guess? She fells neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee She sits alone most every night He doesn't phone her he doesn't write He says he's busy but she say's "is he?" He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll pay six to her He says now judge suppose I fail The judge says budge right into jail You better keep her I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee