Are You Serious

e|----5------------------------5-------------------| B|----------5------5-----------------5-----5-------| G|------5----------------5-------5-------------5---| D|------------7------7----------------7-----7------| A|------------------------7------------------------| E|-5---------------------------------------------5-| Intro: Verse - Pluck chords' root note followed by e and strings Used to have just one foot out the door Yeah, I always wanted more I always was the one You thought would never marry Used to be willfully obtuse (or is the word abstruse?) Semantics like a noose Get out your dictionaries Pre-Chorus - start Strumming Here I'm gonna cut to the quick This is all non-fiction Words you beat with a stick These are my true convictions Chorus So tell me, are you serious? Are you serious? Cause every night of your life You'll fight for it So mysterious How imperious! But are you serious When it really comes down to it? Solo - strum triplets of each chord} x2 Repeat Intro I see that you're down there and I'm up here Your boyfriend's gone to get a beer Leaving us crystal clear lines of communications Promise me you won't avert your eyes I drop my third-person in disguise You know it's time to do or die No useless explanations Pre-Chorus - start Strumming Here I'm gonna cut to the quick This is all non-fiction Words you beat with a stick These are my true convictions Chorus So tell me, are you serious? Are you serious? Cause every night of your life You'll fight for it So mysterious How imperious! But are you serious When it really comes down to it? Outro Fade Out Are you serious? Are you serious? Cause every night of your life You'll fight for it