Verse 1: I ordered something, it took a while This morning something was on my doorstep What?s this I?m holding? Time capsule owner Cause I?m a brand new man, and I don?t think I want it, I don?t think I want it, Verse 2: A row of flies hangin' behind me With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me, And I?m so high, I can?t recall my statements, I only know I made them, because my face vibrated Pre-Chorus: Is it all in my mind? I could?ve sworn I saw it I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Verse 3: I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled Now in pretty phrases, it don?t mean nothing And I wanna sell ?em, I see the line again Pre-Chorus: So smooth you can hear the beard, So smooth you can hear the beard, (hear the beard) Three times is poetry, So smooth you can hear the beard Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall If you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Interlude: And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw I?m just saying I-I-I-I?m just saying Why?d you say it, that I?m just saying But many wait, to what I?m saying Pre-Chorus: Oh it?s come back again, I can?t ignore it I?m a brand new man, but I?m still ṗayin? for it Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall If you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall If you can?t draw a crowd Draw dicks on a wall Interlude: And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw Collision I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder But I got to settle for this vannila thunder (If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder (If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder (If you can?t draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder (If you feeling small)

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