Intro: - Post-Intro Bass notes: AAEAAAAA verse 1: Choose from any number of magazines Who do you want to be? Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee? If you're afraid they might discover Your redneck past There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past They'll never send you home verse 2: Roots The funny limbs that grow underground That keep you from fallin' down Don't you think that you need 'em now? Just find a place where no one knows of Your redneck past Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past You'll show them all back home Bridge: Desole Je suis American Please cook my steak again Je suis American Desole Je ne parle pas francais - - (Yelled Yo! Yeah? Yo! Break em off! Break em off!) verse 3: Laws- vary from state to state Getcha some books on tape To learn about holes in space If you're afraid they might uncover Your redneck ass There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past Ohohoh, oh oh oh oh ohohoh ohhh It's good to be back home

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