INTRO: EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke CHORUS: Fruitcake makes me puke It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke Fruitcake makes me puke That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute N/C Fruitcake makes me puke I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke CHORUS SOLO BRIDGE: And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down CHORUS Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute Fruitcake makes me puke INTRO out
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