From Gods Perspective

The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep You're not going to heaven Why the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you None of you are going to heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation Didn't that go well You're not going to heaven Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns None of you are going to heaven You're not my children you're a bad game of sims You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you You pray so badly for heaven knowing any day may be the day that you die But maybe life on earth could be heaven Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try My love's the type of thing that you have to earn And when you earn it you won't need it I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to If you want love then the love is gonna come from you