Kill Yourself

verse 1 Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all." They like to kick you when times get rough And you give your all But it's not enough And sticks and stones might break your bones But words can break your heart And if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute You'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven And shove your head in it Kill yourself, really, you should do it There's really nothing to it Just grab a mug And chug a cup of lighter fluid verse 2 I sound un-empathetic I sound mean and rude Suicide is an epidemic And I don't want to be misconstrued Signs of depression go overlooked So if you're depressed Then you need to book A therapy session Talk about your depression Let a professional hear it But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then Kill yourself, it won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll Kill yourself, it's over, mull it There's a trigger, pull it Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet verse 3 Stick your tongue in a plug Suck a pipe of exhaust Make some toast in the tub Nail yourself to a cross Hold your breath till it's gone Drink a gallon of mace Be gay in Iran Let Oprah sit on your face Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Sky dive attached to a fridge Drink a Haitian guy's blood Break into the zoo Give a tiger a shove Eat a Phillips head screw Marry Courtney Love