Lower Your Expectations

You want a guy that's sweet A guy that's tough A feminist who likes to pay for stuff The kinda guy that gets along with your friends Without being attracted to any of them A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy A half good half bad half boy Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind Well guess what You're right If you want love Lower your expectations a few Cause Prince Charming would never settle for you If you want love Just pick a guy and love him And if he's got a thing for feet Say fuck it, sweep me off them You want a girl that's nice A girl that's not Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot The kinda girl that you can show to your folks Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl A brand new really hot real doll Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind She's real But last week She died If you want love Lower your expectations a lot You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not If you want love Just pick a girl and love her Then whip out your dick and let the Girl you love decline the offer I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job Cause I won't settle for less Than perfect Want perfect children, a perfect life Perfect husband or a perfect wife But deep down I know I don't deserve it Mute But We all deserve love Even on the days when we aren't our best Cause we all suck But love can make us suck less We all deserve love It's the very best part of being alive And I would know I'm almost twenty five