The Perfect Woman

Intro She was the perfect woman In every single way She made the sun shine brighter And all my cares go away She was the perfect woman She was a gourmet chef They say that love is blind Well, it's also deaf Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman And no one understands Just how talented She was with her hands (Uhhhh) God made her the perfect woman I was the finishing touch She was the perfect woman She didn't talk so much She wanted to name the kids So I finally let her It turned out horribly Chewbacca coulda done better (Chewbacca noise) But I guess it was alright We had a boy and a girl Just me and Helen HARHAR and Earl ^ (Nasal sound) Cuz Helen Keller was a miracle worker I was her one man show I could walk around the house naked She wouldn't even know Helen Keller was my perfect woman I was her only need She didn't mind the zits on my ass It gave her more to read Gave her more to read It gave her more to read It gave her more to read (let It gave her more to read Gave her more to read It gave her more to read More to read (let More to read Read poison ivy She read acne She read herpes (let She read it all She read goosebumbs She read blisters Even read a basketball Helen Keller was my perfect woman But I don't think she cared I played this song for her She just sat there and stared She was still my perfect woman I was sort of a mess I asked her to marry me She said "YEAHAHOEH!" ^ (Throaty sound) I'm going to hell